The Dog (Poo) Swearing Sound Box

A word which can embody the very core of one's compound thoughts and feelings...

...do you know of such a word?

We cannot speak it here, but this swearing sound box app will do that for you!

Found within this box is a tool so powerful, you'll soon wonder how you ever survived without it by your side.

Sometimes, when in a situation where no other words can adequately respond, this app is a necessity.

Nothing else will suffice.

Do yourself a favour, and grab it with both hands today*.

*You might have to wash them afterwards.

(Maybe this does not apply to you, and you're just looking for a swearing sound box to make your friends laugh. Well, this is certainly that, too...)