Shakespeare Insult Generator

シェークスピアの侮辱の乱数発生器！

Are you weary of giving voice to the same tired old invectives when boorish rubes intrude upon your serenity?

Don't you wish you could inveigh your enemy with a genuinely classic put-down?

Well, now you can!

With the Shakespeare Insult Generator, you can have the spleen of The Bard at your disposal!

The next time someone cuts you off in traffic, or a clerk behaves rudely, stun them with your lexicographical command of vituperation.

You can customize the handwriting style!

A completely unique Shakespearean insult will be created each time you use the app!

Have fun with the Shakespeare Insult Generator!

The Shakespearean language of the Elizabethan era will never seem boring again!

The works of William Shakespeare are often dreaded by students because of the language he uses! "Why didn't he use plain, simple English?" is a question often used by students new to the Works of Shakespeare! The answer is, of course, that he did! But the Elizabethan language was different to ours! There weren't so many words and people used a whole variety of ways to spell them as dictionaries weren't available! (There are at least 16 different Elizabethan spellings of Shakespeare!) If Shakespeare was looking for a descriptive word, and couldn't find one he made one up! William Shakespeare invented words, and he used them to good effect when it came to Shakespearean Insults!